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Law of Mechanical Repair
- After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee.

Law of the Workshop
- Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

Law of Probability
- The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

Law of the Telephone
- If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.

Law of the Alibi
- If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.

Variation Law
- If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).

Law of the Bath
- When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.

Law of Close Encounters
- The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

Law of the Result
- When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

Law of Bio Mechanics
- The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

Law of the Theater
- At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.

Law of Coffee
- As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

Murphy's Law of Lockers
- If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

Law of Rugs/Carpets
- The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.

Law of Location
- No matter where you go, there you are.

Law of Logical Argument
- Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.

Brown's Law
- If the shoe fits, it's ugly.

Oliver's Law
- A closed mouth gathers no feet.

Wilson's Law
- As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it. (this one is true every time!)

Doctors' Law
- If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you'll feel better. Don't make an appointment and you'll stay sick.

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Wow - those all hit home! :D
 

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I've experienced most of these as well. It amazes me how far a socket or fastner will jump when dropped. And squares things will learn to roll.
 

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There are many more. Like: a cell phone is always ringing when you're least available to answer, and so on. ;) Sadly, Ruger has discontinued a few models I like alot.
 

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Just got done changing a power steering hose, and I can vouch for #1, #2, and #1 again!!!
 
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