I gotta tell ya, I know a LOT about Women.....I don't understand ANY of it.
If any of you are members of some Smith and Wesson Forums you've heard this story, but it's too good not to post here. A few years ago the Missus and I went to the casino for New Years Eve. She played slots. (I told her she should just flush the money down the toilet and save time, but you know how Women are). I of course played a good game: Blackjack. Sat at my favorite spot, third base and a rather attractive Woman sat down beside me. Very bubbly. Said she really didn't know how to play, and could I help her? Sure. Told her whether to hit, stand, double down or split. She had a glass of wine. Starting to get really goofy. She'll have a push and holler. She wins a hand and grabs my leg. Her husband sits down on the other side of her. She keeps doin' it. The Missus comes over and I introduce them. She hugs her and tells her what a sweetie I am.
After a few hours she staggers away. I noticed she left her scarf there so I set it aside. See her coming back. I wave it in the air. She screams, grabs me, plants my face in her rather impressive cleavage and kisses my cheek.
On the way home I tell Missus Fan all about it. She just shrugs.
Now if I had done all that, something important woulda been cut off with my Spyderco knife.
I will NEVER understand 'em.