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A man takes his place in the theater, but his seat is too far from the stage.

He whispers to the usher, "This is a mystery and I have to watch a mystery close-up. Get me a better seat and I'll give you a handsome tip."

The usher moves him into the second row and the man hands the usher a quarter.

The usher looks at the quarter, leans over and whispers, "The wife did it."
 

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Yep.....
 

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Ha! :D
 
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