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WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:

Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect
from such simple creatures? Your last name stays
put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take
care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You
can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can
wear NO shirt to a water park. Car Mechanics tell
you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never
have to drive to another gas station restroom
because this one is just too icky. You don't have to
stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding
dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at
your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes
don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood
all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You
know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires
only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of
thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he
or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three
pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost
never have strap problems in public. You are unable
to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your
face stays its original color. The same hairstyle
lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to
shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and
one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. You
can wear shorts no matter how your legs look You can
'do' your nails with a pocket knife. You have
freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on
December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier.
 

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Dang Calvin - I can relate to all of those!:D:D
 

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I have one. The opposite sex never lies to you just to get you into bed.

Although, now that I think of it, that's not something a guy would be bothered by.
 

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Thats a classic post.
 

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I have one. The opposite sex never lies to you just to get you into bed.

Although, now that I think of it, that's not something a guy would be bothered by.
LMAO. Its true and needs to be added to the top post. We just don't care how we get into bed with the opposite sex.
 

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I wonder , When God was creating Women if it took him a long time to figure out what to give them to make us like them ?

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My dad always said that if the sex drive wasn't built into us the human race would go extinct. Women can be a pain in the butt at times.
 
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