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> The seven dwarfs go to the Vatican , and because they are the seven
> dwarfs, they are immediately ushered in to see the Pope. Grumpy leads the
> pack.
>
> 'Grumpy, my son,' says the Pope, 'What can I do for you?'
>
> Grumpy asks, 'Excuse me your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in
> Rome ?'
>
> The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment and
> answers, 'No, Grumpy, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome .'
>
> In the background, a few of the dwarfs start giggling. Grumpy turns around
> and glares, silencing them. Grumpy turns back, 'Your Worship, are there
> any dwarf nuns in all of Europe ?'
>
> The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then answers, 'No,
> Grumpy, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe
.'
>
> This time, all of the other dwarfs burst into laughter.
>
> Once again, Grumpy turns around and silences them with an angry glare.
> Grumpy turns back and says, 'Mr.. Pope! Are there ANY dwarf nuns anywhere
> in the world?'
>
> The Pope, really confused by the questions says, 'I'm sorry, my son, there
> are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world.'
>
> The other dwarfs collapse into a heap, rolling and laughing, pounding the
> floor, tears rolling down their cheeks, as they begin chanting......
>
>
> 'Grumpy shagged a penguin!'
>
> 'Grumpy shagged a penguin!'
 
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