ULTIMATE FEMALE JOKE
It has long been contended that there are male jokes and there are female
Jokes, and there are unisex jokes. Here is a joke I consider a true female
Joke. I offer it to you in the hopes that women will love it and men will
Pass it along to a woman who will love it.
A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her
Girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy,
Middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take
Her eyes off him.
The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked
Directly toward her. (As all men will.)
Before she could offer her apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned over
And whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want
Me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00......on one condition."
Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The man replied, "You
Have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."
The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly removed a
$20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along with
Her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly and meaningfully Said:
(get ready this is kinky)
scroll down, are you sure you can handle this?
scroll down, Get ready !!!!!
Clean my house."
(YOU GO, GIRL!) Money well spent