[JB]

A guy is sittin there watchin TV enjoyin his program.... he's really into what he is watchin. His wife enters the room, and ask him.. Honey does this dress make my butt look like I'm fat... Honey does this dress make my hind end look like your webber grill.

The husband doesn't take his eys off of what he's watchin, and repsonds with a why yes honey it does. At which the wife takes off out of there just in tears, cuz he has no clue what hes done.

Well later that night after the couple got into bed, the husband wanted to make some whoopie... The wife turns to him and says....

You want me to fire up this grill for that little sausage, it aint gonna happen.

 

[Aszor]

That was great, just about spit coffee all over the keyboard!! Thanks for sharing with us.

 

[jaredshs]

+1 he,he,he.

 

[kansas45]

Once I closed my eys & grabed my ex wifes shoulder blades & said "Gosh Honey, I think your breasts are getting bigger!"
Kinda' had the same results as the guy with the grill!

 

[sheepdog]

"I took an leg from some old table---I took an arm from some old chair..."..some guys just have to stick their foot in their mouth-makes for cold nights....

 

[rman]

It just goes to show how important it is to listen to our wives!

 

[white dog]

And don't call her your ex-wifes name when you get into bed. Did that just once.

 

[kansas45]

[:0] What did you just say white dog?[?][?]

 

[JB]

I don't say things I will be sorry for later.




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