A guy is sittin there watchin TV enjoyin his program.... he's really into what he is watchin. His wife enters the room, and ask him.. Honey does this dress make my butt look like I'm fat... Honey does this dress make my hind end look like your webber grill.
The husband doesn't take his eys off of what he's watchin, and repsonds with a why yes honey it does. At which the wife takes off out of there just in tears, cuz he has no clue what hes done.
Well later that night after the couple got into bed, the husband wanted to make some whoopie... The wife turns to him and says....
You want me to fire up this grill for that little sausage, it aint gonna happen.