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Not sure if this has been posted yet:

Little Johnny was talking to his teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal, its throat was very small.

Little Johnny stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible!

Little Johnny said, "when I get to heaven, I will ask Jonah."

The teacher asked, "what if Jonah went to hell?"

Little Johnny replied, "then, you ask him."
 

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Bingo!
 

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Johnny, you're a good boy :D
 

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Johnny's a lot smarter than he lets on.
 

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That is great!!! :D Thanks!
 

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Little Johnny always has a good comeback.
Good one alayonruger.
 

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:D
 
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