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Things You Can't Say At Work

ahhh...I see the FUBAR fairy has visited us again...

I don't know what your problem is, but i'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

It sounds like english, but I can't understand a word you're saying.

I can see your point, but I still think you're full of horse doody.

I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

you are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.

I have plenty of talent and vision, I just don't give a darn.

I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

Thank you, we're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.

What am I? flypaper for freaks!?

Yes, I am an agent of satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.

And your crybaby whiny-butt opinion would be...?

Do I look like a people person?

This isn't an office. it's hell with fluorescent lighting.

Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

If i throw a stick, will you leave?

I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

Can i trade this job for what's behind door #1?

How do i set a laser printer to stun?

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted a paycheck.
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