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dogs age in different forms but, I thought I would post it again just for chuckles.

Conservatives v Liberals

If a Conservative doesn’t like guns, he doesn’t buy one.
If a Liberal doesn’t like guns, he wants all gun outlawed.

If a Conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn’t eat meat.
If a Liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a Conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat the enemy.
If a Liberal sees a foreign threat, he wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good.

If a Conservative is a homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a Liberal is a homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If black or Hispanic men are Conservative, they see themselves and independently successful.
Their Liberal counterparts see themselves as victims in need of government protection.

If a Conservative is down and out, he thinks about how to better himself.
A Liberal wonders who is going to take care of them.

If a Conservative doesn’t like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Liberals will demand those they don’t like be shut down.

If a Conservative is a non-believer, he doesn’t go to church.
A Liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced. (Unless, of course, it’s a foreign religion)

If a Conservative wants health care he goes about shopping for it or, choose a job that provides it.
A liberal will demand the rest of us pay for his.

If a Conservative slips and falls in a store, he gets up, laughs and is slightly embarrassed.
If Liberal slips and falls, he grabs his neck, moans like he’s in labor and sues.
 

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How very sexist! What makes you think all Conservatives/Liberals are only men? :)
 

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How very sexist! What makes you think all Conservatives/Liberals are only men? :)
I believe that is a generic he which has the same meaning as he/she. Unless your comment is meant to be sarcasm. On other forums, we use purple so that everyone knows it is sarcasm.
 

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If a Conservative thinks there's a problem, his first impulse is to talk to people who think as he does.
If a Liberal thinks there's a problem he thinks it shows a need for a law.
If a Conservative sees children behaving badly, he thinks they have bad parents.
If a Liberal sees children behaving badly, he thinks they need a government program.
 

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Pretty much mate..... ;)
 

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Has been around but still very true. And truth ages like fine wine.
 
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