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Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary in London, all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls the police to tell them what has happened.

First body: "Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure while making love to his mistress. Hence the enormous smile, Inspector," says the Coroner.

Second body: "Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the lottery, spent it all on whiskey. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile."

The Inspector asked, "What of the third body?"

"Ah," says the coroner, "this is the most unusual one. Boudreaux from Louisiana USA, 30, struck by lightning."

"Why is he smiling then?" inquires the Inspector.

"Thought he was having his picture taken."
 

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I think I'm offended
 

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Anytime I try to impersonate a Southern accent, it always comes out Cajun sounding instead. I guess I'm not Cajun enough to get this joke. :( But the real question remains. Did he say "fuzzy pickles" at the time of his death? ;)
 

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Gun owners are not allowed to be offended neither are white males.
Well heck, I had to try. Life is too short not to try. Daddy said so.:D
 
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