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You are too old to Trick or Treat when:

10. You get winded from knocking on the door.

9. You ask for high fiber candy only.

8. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over.

7. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.

6. People say: "Great John Kerry Mask," and you're not wearing a mask.

5. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or ..." and can't remember the rest.

4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.

3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece.

2. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.

And the number one reason Seniors should not go Trick Or Treating ...

1. You keep having to go home to pee.
 

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Good one!

All good humor is based on the truth.
 

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Pretty funny. :D
 

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Number 9 hit home with me, I'm 39 years old and I'm restricted to a high fiber diet, cause I have a colon disease called diverticulitis. :mad:
 
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