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10. A dog's parents will never visit you.

9. A dog loves you when you leave your clothes on the floor.

8. A dog limits its time in the bathroom to a quick drink.

7. A dog never expects you to telephone.

6. A dog will not get mad at you if you forget its birthday.

5. A dog does not care about the previous dogs in your life.

4. A dog does not get mad at you if you pet another dog.

3. A dog never expects flowers on Valentine's Day.

2. The later you are, the happier a dog is to see you.

And the number 1 answer is :

1. A dog does not shop !!!!!!!!!
 

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If you really need an acid test, lock a woman and a dog in a trunk for an hour, afterwards, which one is glad to see you??
 

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Yea but will a dog, fix you dinner, wash your clothes, and bear your children??

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"Yea but will a dog, fix you dinner, wash your clothes, and bear your children??"


they would if they could....without nagging/complaining.....and happy to do so..
 

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Yea but will a dog, fix you dinner, wash your clothes, and bear your children??

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Dear Greg...

i'd be willing to bet you can go 2 for 3 there. :cool:
 

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So 2 things:

1) I agree with this 100%!

2) I read this to my wife...she told me to go marry the dog!
i hope you take advantage of that opportunity... not often a man gets served his walking papers in such favorable terms.... ;)
 

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Hmmm my dog disagrees with #4

If you really need an acid test, lock a woman and a dog in a trunk for an hour, afterwards, which one is glad to see you??
L O L
 

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1. invention, microwave, invention, TV dinner. it takes 5 whole minutes, big deal.
2. throw cloths in washer, hit "go". When it stops, throw in dryer, hit "go". Big deal.
3. it would be cheaper and easier to rent one.

And the number one reason Dogs are better than women.

Dogs are mostly worth the trouble,, women mostly aint.
 
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