[DTC]

found this low mileage beauty with a fantastic discount.

traded in her high mileage Pilot and left this in its spot in the driveway.

i'll get back to you guys with her reaction.

i cant wait, this is going to enhance our marriage 10x.

 

[cptpoly]

Let us know when you regain consciousness. LOL!

 

[tarza]

Tell her the transmission will never go out. And you will put a bell on it as soon as you can. AND RUN LIKE THE HOUNDS OF HELL ARE AFTER YOU.

 

[Jlandis003]

Whoa... I can't imagine the impending conversation! But lol... Funny

 

[joe357]

found this low mileage beauty with a fantastic discount.

traded in her high mileage Pilot and left this in its spot in the driveway.

i'll get back to you guys with her reaction.

i cant wait, this is going to enhance our marriage 10x.

Hope you have a good divorce lawyer, you may need him/her

 

[Ale-8(1)]

Oh . . . I thought you were considering a trade-in . . . nevermind.

 

[Mikes1707]

Hide your guns

 

[DTC]

Hide your guns

sssssshhhhhhhh.... what guns?

 

[Scorpio]

Oh man, you have a deathwish, I want pictures of the bruises and lumps afterwords.

 

[refugeepj]

my upgrade for my wife was first a divorce, then a lady friend.
marriage is a wonderful institution, I am just not good at institutional life.

 

[alayonruger]

It's been more than an hour since the OP's last post. Should we call 9-1-1 now?

 

[DCD327]

Let us know when you regain consciousness. LOL!

^^^^ ^^^^

 

[DTC]

It's been more than an hour since the OP's last post. Should we call 9-1-1 now?

LOL.... i'm standing here with 9-1 pressed and finger hovering over the 1.

 

[montezumaz]

Dead man walking!

 

[osprey]

Must have got it from my ex wife or sister-in-law, unless it is new.

 

[DTC]

wow guys, yall gotta get these for your wives - i'm finally getting a ton of bedrest and they're pumping me full of wonderful painkillers... i had to switch to "Dragon" since i cant type anymore, doc says its iffy that i'll regain full use of both hands.

depth perception may be a challenge when (if) i ever return to the range.

i understand she chose her "cauldron" to initiate the response, i never saw it coming.

if i dont make it, no flowers - just dont vote for Hillary in November, please.

 

[Sundown Thursday]

I have a feeling if you don't run that you'll be too dead to run afterwards.

 

[gkayea]

"Upgrade or the Wife"

With our Anniversary coming up I wasn't sure of what to get her, so I got her an "Automatic" self propelled rather then a manual type. I figure she will think of me when ever she uses it.
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[joshputman]

 

[Lc45]

My wife has a tee shirt with a broom on the front and it says "Yea I can drive a stick" just saying