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found this low mileage beauty with a fantastic discount.

traded in her high mileage Pilot and left this in its spot in the driveway.

i'll get back to you guys with her reaction.

i cant wait, this is going to enhance our marriage 10x.
 

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Let us know when you regain consciousness. LOL!
 

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Tell her the transmission will never go out. And you will put a bell on it as soon as you can. AND RUN LIKE THE HOUNDS OF HELL ARE AFTER YOU.
 

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found this low mileage beauty with a fantastic discount.

traded in her high mileage Pilot and left this in its spot in the driveway.

i'll get back to you guys with her reaction.

i cant wait, this is going to enhance our marriage 10x.
Hope you have a good divorce lawyer, you may need him/her :eek:
 

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Oh man, you have a deathwish, I want pictures of the bruises and lumps afterwords.
 

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my upgrade for my wife was first a divorce, then a lady friend.
marriage is a wonderful institution, I am just not good at institutional life.
 

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It's been more than an hour since the OP's last post. Should we call 9-1-1 now?
 

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It's been more than an hour since the OP's last post. Should we call 9-1-1 now?
LOL.... i'm standing here with 9-1 pressed and finger hovering over the 1. :D
 

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Dead man walking!
 

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wow guys, yall gotta get these for your wives - i'm finally getting a ton of bedrest and they're pumping me full of wonderful painkillers... i had to switch to "Dragon" since i cant type anymore, doc says its iffy that i'll regain full use of both hands.

depth perception may be a challenge when (if) i ever return to the range.

i understand she chose her "cauldron" to initiate the response, i never saw it coming.

if i dont make it, no flowers - just dont vote for Hillary in November, please.
 

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I have a feeling if you don't run that you'll be too dead to run afterwards.
 
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