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A precocious little girl missing two front teeth, walks into
a pet shop and says to the shopkeeper, "Excuthe me, mithter,
do you have widdle wabbits?"

As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so
that he's on her level and asks, "Do you want a
widdle white wabbit, or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabbit, or
maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?"

She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on
her knees, leans forward and says, in a quiet voice, "You know,
mithter, I don't think my python will weally give a thyit."
 

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HAHAHHAHAHA. I do the same when I go get mice for my son's corn snake. They ask which one I would like and I just tell them to pick the tastiest looking ones.:D
 

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oh those waskley wabbitts!!!!!!
 
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