[rman]

Do NOT lose your grandkids in the Mall!
A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall. He approached a uniformed policeman and said, "I've lost my grandpa!" The cop asked, "What's he like?" The little boy hesitated for a moment and then replied, "Miller Lite, Scotch, and women with big boobs."

 

[Heavy J]

I did not know I was a Grandpa.

 

[Calvin Wiles]

Leave it to kids to be honest, but sometime put you on the spot. The first time my Grandson found out I was carrying we went into a store and I met someone we knew, and he pulled up my shirt and said "see, my Grandpa's carrying a gun". Another time when I picked him up at school, he ask me if I left my gun in the car and I got a lot of funny looks.

 

[sheepdog]

They don't filter nothin'---just the way they thinks it is the way they says it!!!

 

[white dog]

My grandpa liked the same things, so did my dad, so does his son.

 

[rman]

quote:Originally posted by white dog

My grandpa liked the same things, so did my dad, so does his son.

Suppose Mrs. Rman will buy it if I tell that all my likes are hereditary and not my fault?

 

[white dog]

I don't know, does she have a mood ring?

 

[rman]

quote:Originally posted by white dog

I don't know, does she have a mood ring?

Nope just a bony little fist.

 

[white dog]

You're skating on thin ice.

 

[rman]

I'm afraid you're right white dog!

 

[Aszor]

quote:Originally posted by white dog

You're skating on thin ice.

I would have to agree!!

 

[Baldy]

ROTFLMAO!!

 

[John H. Fox]

Sounds like me as I am a grandpa four times over.

 

[bunzo351]

Somehow, I think the policeman understood.

 

[n/a]

this is good!!
pete

 

[btrumanj]

AH, grandkids. You gotta love 'em. Their grandmothers call 'em lovable,adorable, etc., etc., but I can tell you from experience, they are some of the most devious, sneaky and destructive little @$%%%$#s on this planet and they will cheerfully and knowingly rat old grandpas out in a heartbeat. Worst part is, the little suckers are a lot smarter than everyone thinks.

 

[John H. Fox]

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y169/foxxygrandpa/ChrieNikki.jpg
Here are my two youngest grandkids and they are great!!

 

[sheepdog]

You grandpas are wealthy-spoil 'em rotten!!!!! Gorgeous kids!!!!

 

[Calvin Wiles]

Just had to post a picture of my two grandkids.

 

[John H. Fox]

KP97DC: They are great! Grandchildren are wonderful. I have four - the oldest is 21 and the youngest is 13. I'm proud of them.