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Started out that way when told to me, you may insert state name of your choice. (West Virginia jokes are popular in Virginia, and vice-versa...:D)

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An executive in West Virginia was trying to figure a discount for a customer's large order, Somewhat stumped, he called his secretary into the office.

"Miss Jones, If I was going to give you ten thousand dollars, minus five and a half percent, how much would you take off?"

"Everything but my earrings, sir!"
 

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You know what is on the right side rear view mirror in W Va?


Objects in this mirror are behind you
 

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Don't be mislead, I am from Virginia. I'm only here because they have jobs here.

My Grand daddy said the only good thing he ever saw come from W Va was an empty Greyhound bus.
 

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Couples in West Virginia like family reunions, since only one is necessary.........:eek:
 

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2) She told me she was 18
3) I was just helping that sheep over the fence
Bravo sir, you have just taught me a powerful lesson. Don't drink fluids while in the Punchlines. :D
 

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How do you tell who's the bride at a WV wedding?
She's the one wearing a clean t-shirt.

Why do folks from West Virginia go to the movie theater in groups of 18 or more?
...17 and under not admitted.
 

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A West Virginian walks into a store, goes up to the clerk and says, " I'd need 5 of them pre-tuned banjo strings, if'n you don't mind." The clerk looks up and says, "You must be from West Virginia." How'd you figger that?", the WV'n asked. "This is a grocery store", the clerk replied.:p:eek:
 
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