[303lithgow]

What is the differance between curtains and toilet paper?

I'll post the answer after a few replies.

 

[Nuff Said]

Well, if you don't know, you're not invited over to MY house!

 

[hightechredneck123]

Curtains are kinda hard to flush.

 

[BuckJM53]

So you're the culprit we've been looking for

 

[The Durango Kid]

Well, since there are no more Sears Catalogs to use -- Curtains would be my next choice .

 

[Ale-8(1)]

well, if you don't know, you're not invited over to my house!

winner!!!!!

 

[James6591]

Well, if you don't know, you're not invited over to MY house!

That was my first thought.....

 

[303lithgow]

Well, if you don't know, you're not invited over to MY house!

Thats the answer. I was making my list of invites over for dinner and needed to know who to exclude.

Curtains are kinda hard to flush.

Can I ask how you know that?

So you're the culprit we've been looking for

I didn't think anyone saw me.

 

[Sightngrl]

Thats easy...
Toilet paper is easier to throw over people's houses & trees on Halloween.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/--c_08WMctVE/T3fVCKPKdYI/AAAAAAAACDo/mWIrX9a3eTU/s1600/TP.jpg

 

[jaxrider14]

You can threaten someone by saying "It's gonna be curtains for you, pal"

The phrase doesn't have the same tough sound to it if you substitute "Toilet Paper"

 

[Sightngrl]

You can threaten someone by saying "It's gonna be curtains for you, pal"

The phrase doesn't have the same tough sound to it if you substitute "Toilet Paper"

Chainsaw Threat - Scarface (2/8) Movie CLIP (1983) HD - YouTube







You're right! Warning Graphic ^

 

[jlh820]

I know an old joke about that but I can't post it here!

 

[yuccales]

What is the differance between curtains and toilet paper?

I'll post the answer after a few replies.

They both hang in the bathroom, but only one should be used to wipe your arse!