sMILEs, *I remember as kid in the early 60's for a while it was "Antidisestablishmentarianism". And it was extra credit. Not sure if it still is.
*Yes I agree it must be Friday! I like these kind though...I can share with my granddaughter...she just looked at me and rolled her eyes! For some reason this brought back some old memories!
A new business was opening and one of the owner’s friends wanted to send him flowers for the occasion. They arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card, which said: ‘Rest in Peace.’
The owner was angry and called the florist to complain. After he had told...
A six-year-old comes crying to his Mother because his little sister pulled his hair.
“Don’t be angry,” the Mother says, “Your little sister doesn’t realize that pulling hair hurts.”
A short while later, there’s more crying, and the Mother goes to investigate.
Ok everyone, let’s have some fun. Let’s keep the theme shooting/firearms/hunting/etc.
What is the worst/most humorous advice that you were given/heard from someone/read online (so it MUST be true)?
*Disclaimer to any and all reading this thread. DO NOT TAKE THIS ADVICE!
A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor’s office. “Is it true,” she wanted to know, “that the medication you prescribed To me has to be taken for the rest of my life?”
“Yes, I’m afraid so,” the doctor told her.
There was a moment of silence before the senior lady replied, “I’m wondering...
A lady went skiing and halfway down the hill had to go to the bathroom.
No facilities nearby, she found a sheltered area, dropped her pants and proceeded to relieve herself.
Suddenly she found herself beginning to slide backwards, out into the open and down the slope with her pants around her...