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When you are old...and you wake up with a cold...and don't much care what people think...and have absolutely no self respect...this is what you have for breakfast!!
 

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Been doing it for years, that's why I'm 20#'s over-weight...
 

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Did you at least have grapefruit juice with your chocolate cake?
(how many will get the reference...)
I had a small can of low sodium V-8 for health's sake.
 

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My mother-in-law used to have a bowl of ice cream every night before going to bed. When my wife chastised her for being unhealthy, my mother-in-law said, "I'm 84 and I have outlived two husbands. Why do I need to worry about how long I am going to live?"

Enjoy your chocolate cake for breakfast! :D
 

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Eating yogurt and living to 120 is a punishment. Life is meant to be enjoyed. Carpe diem !

To paraphrase Hank Hill (King of the Hill) "I'd rather die with a pound of hamburger in my colon than eat something called FauxFu."
 

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Does that mean I have no self respect for the past 10 years?
 

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The older i get the more i think that i would rather eat my steak and pork chops and biscuits and gravy and die at 85 than eat grass and die at 87
 

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What's with the rainbow on the cake? ... :confused:
 

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Looks like you have lotsa self respect!!

Looks delicious.
 

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:D. Sweet tooth .... or no teeth, who cares
 

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Discussion Starter · #19 · (Edited)
That breakfast would have been even better with a beer and a couple of slices of leftover pizza. :)
There was a day but wouldn't have cared for any pizza........and so on.
 

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What's with the rainbow on the cake? ... :confused:
Gay baker?..actually it was a kids birthday cake from Costco...must have weighed 10#...that "slice" is sitting next to a 4 slice toaster and was (past tense) almost as big a foot print....I been digesting all day....no other food...just cake...uuummmmm delicious.
 
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