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I thought it was because he's a mummy's boy. :D
 

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Discussion Starter #13
Q: Why do mummies tell no secrets?
A: Because they keep things under wraps.


Q: Do mummies enjoy being mummies?
A: Of corpse!


Q: Who is the best mummy wrapper in Egypt?
A: The Wizard of Gauze


Q: Who belongs to the Pyramid PTA?
A: Mummies and Deadies!


Q: What do you call a mummy who eats cookies in bed?
A: A crummy mummy.


Q: What did the sign in the Egyptian funeral home say?
A: Satisfaction guaranteed or double your MUMMY back!
 

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I thought it was because everyone he knew was too wrapped up in themselves! :D
 

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What do you call a mummy priest?
A man of the cloth!

What's mummys favorite music?
Rag time.

What's mummys favorite actor?
Rip Torn

What's mummy favorite singer?
John Linen

What are mummys favorite toy?
Raggedy Anne and Andy

How many mummys can you put in a sheet?
Look at the label
Example: Egyptian 300 count.

:D
 

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How can you tell a mummy athlete?
He's wrapped in an Ace Bandage.

How do mummys like their bacon cooked?
Mummy-fried

Ok folks, I'm going back to bed and that's a wrap! :D
 

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Why can't mummies have babies? Hollow weinie
 
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