[303lithgow]

He is too wrapped up in himself.

I gotta stop eating Laffy Taffy.

 

[Sightngrl]

His friends thought he was stuck up. He had won the lottery & had gone from rags to riches. Yuck yuck yuck!!!

 

[303lithgow]

His friends thought he was stuck up. He had won the lottery & had gone from rags to riches. Yuck yuck yuck!!!

Even the skeleton wouldn't go to the moves with him.

 

[Sightngrl]

The skeleton wouldn't go to the movies with him because he thought the mummy was hiding something.

 

[Sightngrl]

Why did the movie manager frisk the mummy?

 

[303lithgow]

Why did the movie manager frisk the mummy?

Yes but he couldn't find a thread of evidence.

 

[Sightngrl]

Yes but he couldn't find a thread of evidence.

LOL

He frisked him because he thought the mummy was sneaking candy(juju b's) in & rum to put in his coke slushy. (not that i would ever ever do that)

 

[jlh820]

I thought it was because he's a mummy's boy.

 

[303lithgow]

I thought it was because he's a mummy's boy.

lmao

 

[Sightngrl]

They thought the mummy was grumpy & always on the r___. (had to....leading up to ob-gyn week)

 

[303lithgow]

They thought the mummy was grumpy & always on the r___. (had to....leading up to ob-gyn week)

The mummy is always on the rag.

 

[Sightngrl]

His friends were tired of stepping on the mummy's cloth tails & ripping him to bits n pieces.

 

[303lithgow]

Q: Why do mummies tell no secrets?
A: Because they keep things under wraps.


Q: Do mummies enjoy being mummies?
A: Of corpse!


Q: Who is the best mummy wrapper in Egypt?
A: The Wizard of Gauze


Q: Who belongs to the Pyramid PTA?
A: Mummies and Deadies!


Q: What do you call a mummy who eats cookies in bed?
A: A crummy mummy.


Q: What did the sign in the Egyptian funeral home say?
A: Satisfaction guaranteed or double your MUMMY back!

 

[Sightngrl]

LOL, I'm a crummy mummy.

 

[jlh820]

I thought it was because everyone he knew was too wrapped up in themselves!

 

[jlh820]

What do you call a mummy priest?
A man of the cloth!

What's mummys favorite music?
Rag time.

What's mummys favorite actor?
Rip Torn

What's mummy favorite singer?
John Linen

What are mummys favorite toy?
Raggedy Anne and Andy

How many mummys can you put in a sheet?
Look at the label
Example: Egyptian 300 count.

 

[jlh820]

How can you tell a mummy athlete?
He's wrapped in an Ace Bandage.

How do mummys like their bacon cooked?
Mummy-fried

Ok folks, I'm going back to bed and that's a wrap!

 

[opos]

Why can't mummies have babies? Hollow weinie

 

[303lithgow]

LOL, I'm a crummy mummy.

I hate crumbs in the sheets.

 

[Sightngrl]

I hate crumbs in the sheets.

I can see you & my husband have something in common....you're crumb haters.