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A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an ear ring. This man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow, and is curious about his sudden change in "fashion sense." The man walks up to him and says, "I didn't know you were into ear rings." Don't make such a big deal, it's only an ear ring," he replies sheepishly. His friend falls silent for a few minutes, but then his curiosity prods him to say, "So, how long have you been wearing one?" Ever since my wife found it in my truck."

I always wondered how this trend got started):)
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This reminds me of a true story. A group of us FFA High School boys went to Wilburton, Ok. for a livestock judging contest. We were goofing around at college and someone came up with a pair of girls panties. We waved them out the bus window coming home and had a lot of fun with them. When we got home someone came up with the idea of putting them in the back seat of the Ag teachers car. The next day his wife found them. He got all us boys in class and said:"I don't blame you boys for having fun, but this is serious, will you please tell my wife what you did?". He was a good guy, so we confessed to his wife to get him off the hook.
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This reminds me of a true story. A group of us FFA High School boys went to Wilburton, Ok. for a livestock judging contest. We were goofing around at college and someone came up with a pair of girls panties. We waved them out the bus window coming home and had a lot of fun with them. When we got home someone came up with the idea of putting them in the back seat of the Ag teachers car. The next day his wife found them. He got all us boys in class and said:"I don't blame you boys for having fun, but this is serious, will you please tell my wife what you did?". He was a good guy, so we confessed to his wife to get him off the hook.
Wow - that would be a problem. Glad you guys did the honorable thing!
Tom
A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an ear ring. This man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow, and is curious about his sudden change in "fashion sense." The man walks up to him and says, "I didn't know you were into ear rings." Don't make such a big deal, it's only an ear ring," he replies sheepishly. His friend falls silent for a few minutes, but then his curiosity prods him to say, "So, how long have you been wearing one?" Ever since my wife found it in my truck."

I always wondered how this trend got started):)
Ran across this today from a few years back and thought it worth repeating. It was something I'd always wondered about myself. Now I know. :D
There are a couple of goofballs at work..............never mind!
I think more men would wear earrings if they made them of cool stuff like carburetors or roadkill.
I think more men would wear earrings if they made them of cool stuff like carburetors or roadkill.
Or tritium...

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I wonder how often earlobes get ripped open when they snag on something...:eek:
I wonder how often earlobes get ripped open when they snag on something...:eek:
That's got to leave a mark.....
very good
Imagine if his wife found a pink thong.
I always figured that guys wore ear rings because they wanted to be like their mommie.
I always figured that guys wore ear rings because they wanted to be like their mommie.
not really. I will tell you what I told the two boys the other day at work who were smirking at my Shirt.


I don't dress to impress the boys..
the ladies like what I wear just fine.. 54. date young ladies half my age on a regular basis.. I am me. really don't care what the boys think. never have never will
I wonder how often earlobes get ripped open when they snag on something...:eek:
Both ears pierced. wear hoops only when I "dress up"
they really don't hurt when snagged. but it is a PIA..
and to answer the next question? if someone is close enough to grab one and twist? they are close enough to have an arm broken. or worse.

used to wear a Ponytail also.. same same.. you get close enough to touch it?
you better be 23ish , female and single
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