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A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his

bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an

envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to

"Dad."

With the Worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling

hands and read the letter.

Dear Dad:

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to

elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom

and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so
nice.

But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing,

tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older

than I am. But it's not only the passion...Dad she's pregnant. Stacy
said that
we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack
of
firewood for the whole winter.

We share a dre am of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes
to the
fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for
ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for
cocaine and
ecstasy. In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for
AIDS so
Stacy can get better. She deserves it. Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I
know how
to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit
so
that you can get to know your grandchildren.

Love, Your Son John

PS. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I Just
wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than a Report
card
That's in my center desk drawer.

I love you.

Call me when it's safe to come home.

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ROFLMAO! :D:D Had me going for a while!
 

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Blood pressure check!!!!
 

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It kind of hit me that a boy that was smart enough to think that up really shouldn't have bad grades on a report card. :)

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