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A kindregarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead. "How do you know that the cat was dead?" she asked him.
"Because I pissed in it's ear and it didn't move." answered the child innocently. "You did WHAT?" the teacher exclamed in surprise.
"You know," explained the little boy. "I leaned over and
went 'Psssst' and it didn't move."

One day a first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class. She came to the part where Chicken Little warns the farmer. She read, "....and Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said, "The sky is falling!"
The teacher then asked the class, "And what do you think thet the farmer said?"
One little girl raised her hand and said, "I think he said: "Holy Sh*t! A talking chicken!" The teacher was unable to teach for the next ten minutes while recovering her composure.
 
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