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There are times it pays to reach out and help the younger generation.

Two guys, one old (81) , John, and one young (28), David, collide while pushing their carts around Home Depot.

The old guy says to the young guy, 'Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going. 'The young guy David , says,

'That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate.'
The old guy John says, 'Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your Wife look like?'

The young guy says, 'Well, she is 24 yrs old, tall, with blonde hair, blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white shorts, a halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?'

The old guy John says, 'Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours .'
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