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A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman, “Which book has helped you most in your life?”
The woman replied, “My husband’s check book!”

A prospective husband in a book store, “Do you have a book called, 'Husband - The Master of the House’?"
Sales Girl, “Sir, Fiction and Comics are on the 1st floor!.”

Someone asked an old man, “Even after 70 years, you still call your wife - Darling, Honey, Luv. What’s the secret?"
Old man: "I forgot her name and I’m scared to ask her."

A man in Hell asked the Devil, "Can I make a call to my wife?" After making the call he asked how much he had to pay.
Devil: "Nothing. Hell to Hell is free."

Wife: "I wish I was a newspaper. So I’d be in your hands all day."
Husband: "I too wish that you were a newspaper. So I could have a new one every day!"

Husband to wife: "Today is a fine day."
Next day he says: "Today is a fine day."
Again next day, he says same thing: "Today is a fine day."
Finally, after a week, the wife can’t take it and asks her husband, "Since last week, you have been saying, 'Today is a fine day.' I am fed up. What is the matter?"
Husband: "Last week when we had an argument, you said, 'I will leave you one fine day.' I was just trying to remind you."

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