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Bless our Men & Women in Blue

You Know You're A Cop If...

1) You have the bladder capacity of five people.

2) You've ever written off guns and ammunition as a business deduction.

3) You believe that 50% of people are a waste of good air.

4) Your idea of a good time is a "man with a gun" call.

5) You conduct a criminal record check on anyone who seems friendly
towards you.

6) You believe in the aerial spraying of Prozac and birth control pills.

7) You disbelieve 90% of what you hear and 75% of what you see.

8) You have your weekends off planned for a year.

9) You believe the government should require a permit to reproduce.

10) You refer to your favorite restaurant by the intersection at which
it's located.

11) You have ever wanted to hold a seminar entitled: "Suicide...getting
it right the first time."

12) You ever had to put the phone on hold before you begin laughing

13) You think caffeine should be available in IV form.

14) You believe anyone who says, "I only had two beers" is going to blow
more than a 15

15) You find out a lot about paranoia just by following people around.

16) Anyone has ever said to you, "There are people killing other people
out there and you are here messing with me."

17) People flag you down on the street and ask you directions to strange
places...and you know where it's located.

18) You can discuss where you are going to eat with your partner while
standing over a dead body.

19) You are the only person introduced at social gatherings by

20) You walk into places and people think it's high comedy to grab their
buddy and shout, "They've come to get you, Bill."

21) You do not see daylight from November until May.

22) People shout, "I didn't do it!" when you walk into a room and think
they're being hugely funny and original.

23) A week's worth of laundry consists of 5 T-shirts, 5 pairs of socks,
and 5 pairs of underwear.

24) You've ever referred to Tuesday as "my weekend", or "this is my

25) You have ever restrained someone and it was not a sexual experience.

26) You believe that unspeakable evils will befall you if anyone says,
"Boy, it sure is quiet tonight."

27) Discussing dismemberment over a meal seems perfectly normal to you.

28) You find humor in other people's stupidity.

29) You have left more meals on the restaurant table than you've eaten.

30) You feel good when you hear "these handcuffs are too tight".


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Amen brother!
You forgot:
30) "I pay your salary" and

31) "I'll have your badge".

32) You get a smile on your face when some DB doesn't stop because it's so much fun to chase a guy at 100+.

33) You walk into a restaurant and the waitress pours you a cup of coffee before you sit down, even though you don't drink coffee
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