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No, no, no dachshunds don't taste like smoked sausage.
 

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Omgosh! Thats the look my pug gets when other dogs want to make friends with him. He doesn't know what dogs are because he has only lived with a cat. He will twist his lips off to the side so other dogs can't touch them. Then his eyes get all googley big too.
 

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Big dog: Can I have applesauce with this pork chop please?
I hope you don't think you qualify as a dog, now do you?
Really... what will the akc come up with next?

Little dog:Someone get this big marshmallow away from me. Who do you think you are,
the Staypuff Marshmallow man?
Wet wipe please, anybody? Wet wipe?
 

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I'm NEVER trusting online dating again! Uh, uh, nope, NEVER!

EDIT: Crap - work interferred with me posting this in time! How rude!
 

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SIZE MATTERS!!!
 

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Little Dog (through clenched teeth and lips): If I hold really, really still, maybe he won't notice me...
 

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Little dog: If he makes one move, I'm taking his ankles out.
Big dog: If he makes one move, I'm outta here. I still have scars from the pom.
 

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Quit salivating, I'm not your dinner.
 

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That reminds me ALOT of this picture.

 

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Happy Halloweenie!

 
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